Privacy Policy

We do not collect your personal shit. Seriously. No names, no emails, no nudes. We ain't creeps.

We use basic analytics (yeah, like every other damn site) just to see what pages get clicked. No ads, no trackers stalking you to Facebook. Maybe a cookie or two. Chill.

If you email us? That is on you. But we still will not sell your info. We do not even know how. We are too lazy for that.

By using this site, you are cool with that. If not? Close the tab, buddy.

Last updated: May 5, 2025